The Bar

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by khaos, Apr 11, 2010.

  1. narfi

    narfi Lost

    * tips back the last of my glass of milk *
    * puts on sunglasses to hide my clear eyes *

    " anyone up for a game of cards? "
    (like stealing candy from a baby)
     
  2. " Oi boss get off the table you look daft"

    " Oh and do we serve milk here or should I kick him out?"
     
  3. Roni

    Roni bartender

    ahhh, Lykke is entitled to bash my head.

    thx for the Beer Rockchick


    cheers all
     
  4. khaos

    khaos DnB'addict

    "I'm just going to hire you, nobody else applies for the job :D"
    "And about the colorblind part, it is much to dark here to see real colors, so no problem"
     
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  5. " Hey boss.. does that mean I have to get back to the door? Im having fun in the bar :alcohol: "

    * Throws a bottle to Roni.... to see if he catches it *
     
  6. RAZER

    RAZER Custom title ... uh ...

    *enters the bar*
    *looks around and sees some strange shit*

    Drunk bartender with bullet holes behind her, some guy waving an Uzi around, nun and some Dutch guy fooling around (wonders if ViagraFalls knows about that) Looks like a nice bar :)

    *walks to the bar, clears some broken glass and bullet casings of the bar stool and sits down*

    "hey you missy, give be a Havana Club and Coke will ya !!"
     
  7. (guess hes talking to me)

    " Sorry hon dont serve people that dont say 'please'"
     
  8. RAZER

    RAZER Custom title ... uh ...

    (#%&#*$&&@*)
    "please !!!!"
     

  9. *lol*
    " would you like ice with that?"
     
  10. RAZER

    RAZER Custom title ... uh ...

    "only if they are made with bottled water"
    (I trust this girl as far as I can through her)
     
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  11. safara

    safara Pamwe Chete

    *strolls in*
    *sip*
     
  12. (does this bloke really expect me to pour bottled water into a ice tray)
    "I take that as a no then, Here you go "
    *hands over a Rum and Coke *

    (um he hasn't got to the bar yet? How is he taking a sip?)
     
  13. khaos

    khaos DnB'addict

    (The place is finally filling up)
    *Speaking to RockChick* "Never tought it would be a succes" *Grin* :shots:
     
  14. Roni

    Roni bartender

    *catches bottle, serves it to a customer*
    *thats a nice trick Rockchick, keep m going*

    *this place has a name allready?,contest!*
     
  15. Lykke TheNun

    Lykke TheNun In Loot We Trust

    *BEERtropia* just pondering ...
    *damn bar floor is so hard to sleep on... What's that hammering on my head? Mr. Hangover??? Dammit, Rockchick, throw me a repair-tequilla please ...*
     
  16. GeorgeSkywalker

    GeorgeSkywalker Explorer

    * Casually strolls in with a dead atrox over one shoulder and a large wooden club over the other *
     
  17. Lykke TheNun

    Lykke TheNun In Loot We Trust

    *tries not to stare TOO much on the cave man, who just entered the bar, casually*
     
  18. * Picks Nun up off the floor and sits her down*
    *Hand her a tequila*
    ( wow tequila for breakfast, thats one hard Nun)
     
  19. GeorgeSkywalker

    GeorgeSkywalker Explorer

    *Drops atrox on floor*
    *Places one foot over atrox and leans on bar*

    *looks at barmaid*

    "A medium dry martini, lemon peel. Shaken, not stirred"
     
  20. Lykke TheNun

    Lykke TheNun In Loot We Trust

    *places left hand slowly on my left pocket ... (is that a gun??) ... dips a piece of lemon in some salt lieing on the table and put the whole piece in my mouth, quickly takes the glass of tequilla and drink it in one shot! Places glass hard on the table ... it wasn't salt ...*

    *tries to look as if im not burning up inside - awaits ... do I smell troubles? Or is it the trox lieing under the cave mans foot????*
     
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