Calypso is up for sale. Really cheap if you ask me. And whoever buys it can't do any worse than MA. So the question is what happens if Calypso is bought by..... BP - We get vast quantities of crude oil appearing randomly, especially on the beaches. Chuck Norris - we all get a 200 bonus to strength and 100 bonus to agility. Also the ability to kick Blizzard butt any day of the week and twice on Sundays The Icelandic Geological Department - we get more volcanoes! The Greek government - 40% of EU players suddenly get good paying jobs for life The Italian government - we get lots of juicy scandals which blind us to the fact that the loot still sucks The Canadian women's Olympic ice hockey team - beer and cigars for all, plus free zamboni ice machine rides
The Dutch government ... we will all become miners (stoned) and the red dots on the radar will actually be red lights ... (muhahahaha...)
calypso takeover i vote for Chuck Norris- he's my childhood movie heroe :L ( and i get to roundhouse kick ambulimaxes while swunting ) :p
- the Iranian government: 90% of (F) clothes will disappear - Neomaven/711: mentioning games names and criticize MA staff in in-game chats will be forbidden, same with URLs other than EF.com
... and we will have a new piece of clothing, the wooden shoo ... and New Switzerland will be renamed to New Amsterdam ... and we will have lots of windmills all around the planet ... and we will have elections again within a year ... oh wait that real life
Not to forget that if the Dutch take over, the Danes might as well stop trying to compete. ESPECIALLY those named Poulsen :D
Well we will have a French and a Dutch part of course and we will have a new item in game "puntzak met frietekes"
you did, I can still get one around the corner from my work, some how fries in a 'puntzak' are much better then a plastic container.
Greenpeace - all Leviathan hunting will be banned The Japanese Government - hunting Leviathans will be permitted but only for scientific research, and limited to 500 per year.
naw you want the Canadian government ;) The beer shipment will finally arrive, (that's a must) real fishing will be implemented (ice fishing in the colder regions) we'll finally get Tuques-- Tuque - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Hogglo will loot back bacon and maple syrup instead of oil....used for crafting breakfast. Leaf Beret's will be re-named Maple Leaf Beret's. A new mob known as the beaver will be introduced, yet very difficult to tame. ;) (That's as far as i'm going on that one. :P ) If you own the "official" RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia) uniform, you'll be eligible to tame and ride an Equus, but look kinda silly in the hat....:p it'll be heaven I tell ya! :D (Did I miss any Canadian cliche's?) lol
