The off-topic thread

Who would win the intelligence battle between Einstein, Van Gogh, Frances Gabe or Madonna?

 

Madonna for the win!! Old Einstein would have been too busy figuring out if he could get in and out of Madonna's pants at the speed of light!!

 

I call draw between all 4, can't mix apples and oranges.
All genius in their own respects.

 

Nah nah you all got it wrong. The winner is Frances Gabe for coming up with a self-cleaning house. Every gamers dream :-)

 

I had a 50/50 chance..

 

Well I guess you have to visit every house now ! Wonder what people will think though with u jumping in and out of houses

 

i like peaches

 

What do you call a turnip that steals?
What do you call a fly with no eyes?
What do you call a dog with no arms or legs?

 

What do you call a turnip that steals?
a thief!
What do you call a fly with no eyes?
a blind fly!
What do you call a dog with no arms or legs?
??

 

Yes
Yes
And.... Nothing... because he couldn't come to you anyway!!

 

Tip No. 267 on how to prolong the life of the bib-and-brace.



No it ain't me but i like they way he thinks :)

 

How not to dress for the occasion!!

 

LOL Yeah im a mushroom where I'm kept in the dark and fed shit!!

So your out in the middle of the Canadian north where the towns are very far apart and the winters are long and cold.

You go out for a hike but get lost out in the middle of nowhere and an extreme blizzard hits. As your looking for some supplies to make a fire and a shelter, your luck changes and you come across an abandoned cabin.

The door is unlocked and you enter. You take in the surroundings and you notice there is one very large candle, one fireplace with lots of wood, one oil lamp with lots of extra oil, but only one match..

What would you light first and why?