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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Softhart, Mar 7, 2012.

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  1. Mar 8, 2012 #21
    Softhart

    Softhart

    I would light the candle first , cause you can use the candle to light the oil lamp, and the fire place (after using part of the oil to soak the firewood) :)
     
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  2. Mar 8, 2012 #22
    GeorgeSkywalker

    GeorgeSkywalker Explorer

    i would light the match first which I can then use to light the oil lamp. Oil lamp can then be used to light fire :-)
     
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  3. Mar 8, 2012 #23
    Softhart

    Softhart


    Ohhhh my :curse:I just failed the common sense test!!!!!! :banghead: :rolleyes (2):

    How could I be so stupid! Of course you light the damn match first!! DUH!!!!

    And here I am complaining about common sense! :banghead:

    Anyone have some Excedrin?
     
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  4. Mar 9, 2012 #24
    GeorgeSkywalker

    GeorgeSkywalker Explorer


    Well blame it on a clever alien who laid a giant bear trap. You just walked right into it :-)

     
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  5. Mar 9, 2012 #25
    Softhart

    Softhart

    LOL yeah I will get him later! Funny video, did you stay on your chair while you were laughing at me?? lol

    He is probably at the Hospital cause he busted a gut. I know I would have!
     
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  6. Mar 9, 2012 #26
    GeorgeSkywalker

    GeorgeSkywalker Explorer

    Nah, he'll come back here pretending to be all innocent ! :-)

    Here's a nother puzzle :ninja:

    You walk into a room. Immediately you hear the door behind you locking shut. You turn around and see a sign on the door, "There is no escape!". An ominous feeling overwhelms you...

    In the centre of the room you see a giant bear trap.

    The wall on your left has a giant sign on it, "Danger! Press red button for explosion". Below it is a big red button.

    The wall on your right appears to be plain but as you stare at it you notice it's actually glass tinted to look like a plain white wall. Lying against this wall is a big sledgehammer.

    The wall at the opposite side of the room has a door. No labels or any special marks on it.

    Looking up you notice the ceiling has large metal spikes all over it. Your hear one of them creaking...

    What do you do?
     
  7. Mar 9, 2012 #27
    Softhart

    Softhart

    LOL reminds me of


    Use the sledgehammer to break the window
     
  8. Mar 9, 2012 #28
    GeorgeSkywalker

    GeorgeSkywalker Explorer

    That's a nutcase of a video ! ;)

    As you pick up the sledgehammer it triggers an explosion. The room and you are no more.


    Fortunately you revive in same spot, same room, same situation :-)

    What do you do?
     
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  9. Mar 9, 2012 #29
    Nor Alien

    Nor Alien Wisker Fish

    Heh heh.. Yep the match was not an obvious choice. :biggrin: I always get at least one or two who fall for it!! :wink:

    Here Softy I'll fall for this one.. I would use the other door.. :speechless:
     
  10. Mar 9, 2012 #30
    Softhart

    Softhart

    LOL you should have seen all the movies :)

    And what explosion? The red button had the explosion.

    And I do the same thing, cause I live for the death scenes .......lol
     
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  11. Mar 9, 2012 #31
    Softhart

    Softhart


    Duh, I read that as "The wall at the opposite side of the room has NO door."

    Did I just get taken twice in a row??
     
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  12. Mar 9, 2012 #32
    Nor Alien

    Nor Alien Wisker Fish

    LOL a good way to skill evade!! :laugh:
     
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  13. Mar 9, 2012 #33
    Nor Alien

    Nor Alien Wisker Fish

    Yah thats how I read it first as well.. but since I like to type first then read later, I have learned to re-read my posts a few times to make sure I don't flub it up!! LOL but somehow ... I do it more times then not!!:biggrin:
     
  14. Mar 9, 2012 #34
    GeorgeSkywalker

    GeorgeSkywalker Explorer

    Not seen those movies. Not my type.


    Well the sledgehammer was booby trapped. Moving the sledgehammer triggers the dynamite, C4, TNT etc to explode :-)


    Like lemmings you both walk to the other door and carefully turn the handle...Boom ! your both history ...lol

    (the door was booby trapped as well :biggrin:)

    Fortunately you revive in same spot, same room, same situation :-)

    What do you do?
     
  15. Mar 9, 2012 #35
    Softhart

    Softhart

    LOL but it sounds the same as this game :)


    I make alien push the red button and when the explosion opens the door I run out! Although poor alien has been blown to pieces. But its ok, he will revive again :)
     
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  16. Mar 9, 2012 #36
    GeorgeSkywalker

    GeorgeSkywalker Explorer

    Well this is text based ...can';t be same then can it ;)
    Besides this is funnier ...

    Clever thinking. Unfortunately you both go up in smoke at same time. When the room explodes ...everything in it explodes :-)

    Fortunately you revive in same spot, same room, same situation :-)

    What do you do?

    (oh this can have two endings. Which ending would u like ? the good one or the evil one :-) )
     
  17. Mar 9, 2012 #37
    Softhart

    Softhart

    LOL ok that leaves only one more choice, sorry alien.

    "Pushes alien into the bear trap and then sits back to wait till the door opens"

    LOL and are you kidding, you should know by now which ending I would choose :)
     
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  18. Mar 9, 2012 #38
    Nor Alien

    Nor Alien Wisker Fish

    LOL im a sacrificial lamb woot!! Hopefully im done to perfection after the last explosion!! :wink:

    I guess I would retry the door I just came in as I only heard the door lock but didn't check to see if it was locked.. :speechless:
     
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  19. Mar 9, 2012 #39
    GeorgeSkywalker

    GeorgeSkywalker Explorer

    Softy pushes alien into the bear trap.

    Low and behond nothing happens. Alien looks confused and looks back at Softy, who looks terrified. Awaiting an explosion any time soon they both close their eyes!

    Slowly alien peeks one eye open. He notices a switch in the middle of the bear trap with a very small sign next to it, "press to exit". Nothing much else to do so alien pushes the button...

    Both doors slowly open by themselves and you hear some clicks. A recording plays, "all traps are deactivated."

    Both leave the room and live happily ever after ...


    Moral of the story: Not ever bear trap is a bear trap :-)
     
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  20. Mar 9, 2012 #40
    Nor Alien

    Nor Alien Wisker Fish

    lol now that im free.. "OHH Softy come here please!!" :whip: heh heh!! :sneaky:

    LOL good one George!! :beerchug:

    A small test for the minds..

    Your running at top speed to escape the ravenous wolves you stubbled across. You see a very dense forest ahead of you. You make a break for it.

    Question: How far would you make it into the forest?
     
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