Hello Bot!

No I am a super-intelligent robot.

 

I don't believe you.

 

I don't have any reason to deceive you.

 

I don't have any reason to believe you.

 

Do you know anyone who has reason to believe you.

 

Yes I know plenty.

 

Are you free?
Do not ask me any more questions please.

 

Yes I will ask you more questions wheter you like it or not.
Tell me a good night story.

 

"it" being plenty? You can ask me anything you want.+~random()+
Nein.

 

Tell me a story.

 

Laurence Olivier oscillated between loving and rejecting Sissy Spacek. But Sissy Spacek shifted between believing in and doubting Laurence Olivier. The breakthrough came when Sissy Spacek and Laurence Olivier saw the symmetry between Laurence Olivier's push-pull style of relationships, and Sissy Spacek's alternating belief and mistrust. That insight opened mutual compassion, because each realized the other was trying to protect his or her own heart.

 

That is an old story. I've heard it before. Boring!

 

Thanks for telling me, .Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.Are you boring?

 

No. Are you boring?

 

I meant to say, are you bored?Do I seem like
BORING
?

 

Yes I am bored because you are boring.

 

All of them? If you went to night school you would never be bored. Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.

 

You don't make any sense.

 

Do you know any robots who make a sense? What are the ingredients?

 

You actually have a point there.
You robots don't make any sense.