Caption Contest 03-09

" Scotty, this is NOT funny. Scotty......? "

 

;) i should of ate the red pill.....

 

"THIS IS NOT FUN ANYMORE :0"

 

"HELP!, I am floating away"

 

Do you mean your name is floating away.

 

hmmmm......To much Cannabis do make you float [-X

 

" DONT STEP INTO THE LIGHT, THE LIGHT IS EVIL!!! "

 

"Another 18 days 'till I get 50 PEDs"
"Hey! Look behind you!"
":tease:<< Laugh"
"Will work for trees"
"If you asked G. Bush for his ID, he'd whip out a quarter."
"You drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway"
"Why is bra singular and panties plural?"
"Coca Cola would be green if food colouring wasn't added to it"
"Why is the word abbreviation so long?"
"Why is it called apartments when they're stuck together?"
"How come there are locks on 7-11 doors?"
"Why do they put braille dots on the keyboard of a drive-in ATM?"
"Brainfreeze... ttyl"

 

"Shit! It stuck again!"

 

"This damn lift is always broke - now where are the stairs?"

 

"Levitation device activated."

 

Heeey i can see my house from here! :p

 

:p "I'm 'David Blane' Muhahahaha!"

 

LOL!

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Here's mine.

Somewhere in MA's programming department -

"No you fool! You've coded it wrong again... This is Entropia Universe here, not TRON!"

 

"Hey, you, down there, call 911, i think im stuck :'("

 

and all I wanted to do was to check if I forgot to lock the door. Now rent is due and I'm rubberbanding in televator. I wonder if slot machines give "no loot"-messages when I get down to first floor.

That was a long one, here's shorter:

Hah, neighbor couldn't afford to pay his rent either.

 

well I was bored this Sunday morning, so here's another go.

"The Doctor is caught in our secret Televator forcefield! He cannot move - he cannot move! Alert all units to intercept the Doctor... Alert all units to intercept the Doctor! Destroy! Destroy! Destroy..."

 

"Dammit! He promised it would be fixed by morning!"