EntropiaPlanets presents: New addition to the staff - Marco Behrmann

On this nice and sunny spring day, we have some delightful news for you. As per today, we have a new staff member, and it's none other than everybody's favourite former MindArk Communication Manager and FPC CEO Marco Behrmann.

He explains this extraordinary career move as such: "Well, after performing the ungrateful job of community rep for years, and finding out that being CEO of a company still led to lots of people whining to me, I figured I'd find myself a job where my customers would always be satisfied. Ensuring the EntropiaPlanets staff at all given point in time has alcohol within reach is exactly such a challenge, and whenever I enter the room with new booze, cheers arise. What could one more wish for?"

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He continues: "Other than that, you ought to see how these guys run their business. There's major politics going on, and lots of conspiracy. I strongly suspect Kalanen is plotting to somehow overthrow VF's hold on the leader position, thus ensuring a spot closer to the fridge".

When asked whether there are any things in the position he's not too fond of, Marco states: "Well, sometimes they get a little too much. This morning, wizzszz, TheMZ and Kal for instance thought it would be a splendid idea to analyze loot sequences. For some reason this apparently had to involve a half dozen hedgehogs, three spandex suits, a three-toed sloth, a blowtorch and 15 bottles of Ouzo, and guess who was appointed to clean up the mess afterwards?". Marco points at the walls that show a big spot covered in fresh paint.

When asked exactly how many alcoholic drinks he serves to the EP staff on a daily basis, he shakes his head. "Nuh uh. EP is a unique company supplying a unique product, and our competitors are constantly listening. Revealing such vital information would be couter-productive to the business and allow for the competition to somehow catch up. That's not going to happen!". From the other room, loud cheers can be heard and through the open door, RAZER can be seen stumbling blindfolded around the room swinging a pinata by the string, apparently in an attempt to hit the wooden bat tied to the ceiling.

Suddenly, Lykke's voice can be heard: "Yo, I'm about to run out of Cuba Caramel here, bitch! Better hurry up, or I'll push that no-salary button". Grinning widely, Marco runs off.