the one which ended with the duck - It went on for about 10 lines. Quite a recent one and just brilliant
> Chef Ramsey might get a bit sweary, but I think many of us Brits can do an equally similar impression when arriving at a planet then find they left their fecking gun in Calypso storage. Enjoy!
oh yeah someone I was mad at said something about a duck. So I made up some story about how his dick gets stuck in one and how disappointed his parents were when they found out their kid is a duck-fucker...there was a bunch more stuff, but I cant remember all of it. :( Yeah Serica didnt like that one...especially when I used the word whore bag to describe the fictitious local journalist that was covering the story. She HATES words that demean women. She closed a thread once that used the word pussy a lot when someone was selling a cat pet, but she left the penis thread open that used the word penis 2000 times....she is such a two-faced dumb broad.