Arthur, King of the.... (Subtitle: Meg Seriously Cannot Stop Laughing At This)

Arthur: No need to kneel, I am not a god...
Me: I wasn't kneeling, I'm just glad to be on solid ground.
Arthur: I am just your king. I am Arthur, king of the Bri.. er, Elysians
Me: The Who?
Arthur: The Elysians.
Me: I see
Arthur: Well, it's the androids really.
Me: And they elected you king did they?
Arthur: Well, erm, they're programmed to serve, so none of them can be king. It had to be me.
Me: No swords held aloft from the water by arms clad in shimmering samite?
Arthur: Don't be silly



Arthur: Anyway, I am king and you shall be my champion.
Me: I'll have to think about that.
Arthur: You shall go forth, meet fair damsels, rescue the lost and fight dragons.
Me: Dragons?
Arthur: Yes, they're all over the mountains to the north, and around the race track on the other island.
Me: Around the race track. Of course they are.
Arthur: I can give you the TP locations.



Me: I'd better be off then, to er, fight those dragons.
Arthur: Good, good. You will be welcome back in camelot anytime you're passing.
Me: (whispers while walking away) I really hope I'm not the only sane one here.

 

Glad you liked it Meg