I had to share this because it was extremely hilarious....... i decided to download second life in the hopes of making money there through doing some work like coding or whatever(Bear in mind that i have no grudge against EU.....I just wanted to expand my horizons). Downloading wasn't that difficult.....just 28mb and you are done. I created an account with a user name Then came the time for me to choose my avatar. Being a worshiper and holder of reverence of the sacred feminine I chose the sexiest female avatar I could find( wasn't much of a choice, two gothics - male and female -, two normal characters, a disgustingly male looking life size bunny(i prefer the chicks to wear the bunny outfits ), a robot, and what looked like a bath tub to me) Bear in mind I am a male playing a female character(both in SL and EU) After that I start the game I am immediately dropped off at a start off area to get a feeling of the controls and system( much like calypso gateway at EU) But controls are cheesy to say the least. Lo and behold a big surprise --------you can fly---------- that's right you can fly without the need of extra equipment or anything for that matter( Maybe Mind Ark should think about implementing that) Anyway........ after completing the tutorial you are dropped off at a random location on Sl apparently ---------------------This is where things get interesting---------------------------- Being the naive noob I am I decided the first thing to do would be to explore(who wouldn't do that the first time they start in any new game) I see this appealing looking building right next to me. I look at it. All of a sudden i see this popup on my screen saying that someone wants to be my friend. Having played EU for a while and gotten used to the wonderful community there I was like seriously overjoyed that someone would want to be my friend the moment i enter into the game I accepted immediately and looked around to see who had sent it........no one for miles around Thinking like what the hell? i walk up the steps of the building thinking about entering when all of a sudden this avatar jumps down from 3rd floor of the building in front me. Now this is not just any normal avatar(don't think its some sort of mob boss 'come to think of it I actually would have preferred that' ) This guy is a fix foot five inches tall, blond hair, kick ass abs, 50 inch fat muscled arms and the works(the sort of thing everything every girl would find attractive 'again: i am a male'). Turns out he was the one who sent me the request. All of a sudden without my consent a chat message pops up (thank you Mind Ark for implementing that little feature....it has saved many virgin lives) 'Lobones: Hello sexy' I am thinking wtf 'Lobones: Preeeeety' Now I am thinking wtf But deciding to get into the groove(Remember he is my first friend in this game ) and play along Me:hi Lobones: You look pretty Me:Try Harder And what does this guy say 'Lobones: You wanna have sex? Not wanting to smear my first happy memories of this place and because I was at work at the time and I couldnt do it even if I wanted to Me: erm.......no thanks mayb next tim. and i walk away from him after walking a few steps I am thinking 'phew dodged that bullet' and thanks to my extremely large imagination capabilities having vivid nightmares about the humiliation and torture I would have to go through if my colleagues saw this(if that was a private area and no one was around, don't anyone think I wouldn't have accepted, but I prefer to keep my perverted fantasies to myself)....when all of a sudden a pop up comes up saying 'do you want to teleport to this location........' All pretense of what happened 5 secs ago forgotten, being the naive noob I am(again), and the illusionary prospect of being able to put some distance between the bugger and me.....I say YES And i am teleoprted........ to that fucking asshole's bedroom.......it was barely 20 seconds but he manged to teleport himself there, take off his shirt(thank god not his pants), and put on on a massive ten inch wooden dick with spikes sticking out of it, and teleport me there as well(just goes to show the level of skill of those SL players, they could give us a run for our money if they put their heads up to it) Now I am like I quickly take 10 steps forward to put that bugger behind me bring up the map as fast as i could an quickly teleport to some random location that was on the top ten list. And the bugger still wont leave me alone, 'Lobones: wat the hell?' Me:'Fuk you' 'Lobones: Me too' and he sends me the teleoport link again I close down everything ,take him off my friend list as fast as i could, and log off the hell away from the game. phew!!! Taking a few moments to pause and calm down my adrenaline rush(i didn't even know my heart was beating like hell), and my pure virginity scarred for life, I reflect on my first experience. Definitely different. But thou shalt not deter me from finding my way back. I plan to login back in , this time under strict security control measures( locked doors, midnight when everones asleep, dark room where no one can see me) and go back in there and really see if it is possible to make some money there. Until then I make this thread and post while this event is fresh in my memory(five minutes ago) If I ever feel up to it maybe i ll post another review. p.s. Admin sorry for the graphic words.....you can take it down if you want but I just said it the way it happened
ROTFLMFAO! SL mores are WAY different than EU's. I doubt that you simply landed on a red district, those usually come with a warning or something. Usually, you're sent to a newbie friendly area. I imagine the guy was simply being an opportunistic douche. Even in grids directed towards sex and debauchery, there's a certain etiquette to be followed. Be sure to learn each grid's rules before snooping around (serious grids usually give you a note with rules and guidelines upon entrance). Now, in SL even more than in EU, people are aware that avatars are a user's construct to be changed as easily as a pair of sunglasses. If they go for sex and/or roleplay, it is usually mutually consented that none of the users look in the least like their avatar. Besides, males with bulging bodies are considered the most clumsily designed. There are thousands of shops catering to a natural looking shape and texture (which are hard to accomplish for the uninitiated). Same goes for sex toys, body parts and poses (animations): the most realistic in shape and function can cost quite a hefty amount of Lindens. I strongly recommend you visit New Citizens Inc. for some serious guidance on the inner workings of SL, instruction on social etiquette and some sweet freebies. http://www.nci-sl.info/ If you want some more freebies just look for them in the search directory. Words like "freebie", "newbie", and so on will usually give you results like freebie islands or warehouses. The boxes or crates will usually take some time to load (thousands and thousands!), but it's well worth the wait. Then it's up to you what you want to do. Whatever you want to do! Visit fantastic places? Roleplay in Harry Potter castles? Kill someone in Sci-Fi settings? Bite a dragon in a vampire world? Become a serious service/goods tycoon? Watch some geishas dance in Edo Japan? Just fuck whomever? Possibilities are ENDLESS. Fair warning, though. SL has lost quite a lot of its first wave of users. Most came after some publicity stunts (sounds like MA?), so the only ones who remain are pervy kids and hardcore seasoned users. Imagine you're stepping into a world where users are as passionate as PCF but as lighthearted as as EP. Even though the high-end users are professional and knowledgeable about the game, they know some good manners. You will find some deserted grids and you will find some very popular ones (the hardest to load) and those are usually the ones that are seriously worth it.
ROFLMFAO!!! Never know what to expect when you go there! That's what I loved about SL, the possibilities were endless! I miss hanging out there. :( But thanks for the laugh, hilarious!! :)
If I could equip a 10" wooden penis with spikes on it I'd hang out at the Rig all day waiting for Black Angels members! That being said and staying on topic.... I tried SL and had an EU friend show me around a bit.... Never could get into the game though. Just didn't excite me. It's more of a social thing than a game. Almost like a 3D chatroom IMO. Menace
i know what you mean, i was there on purely commercial terms, but didn't find anything useful to help me, just a lot of free stuff and there is just too much perversion in that game for my taste......almost every job in there forces me to be inside a virtual strip club
Haha. The most funniest thing I've read in a good long while! I tried SL a few years ago, actually. Before I knew what's what I had ended up a vampire. I spent the rest of the time in SL trying to un-vampify myself - with no success. I never did login again; still a vampire. I'd like to make EU a bit more like SL, though. According to me EU is too much pang-pang on pixels or click-click on pixels. It would be more interesting if people just sat down to talk history, theology or psychology or ... yeah. You get my drift. Unfortunately the majority of EU disagrees with me. Often because it's either "too controversial" or simply dividing the community, but truth be told; I don't see a community in EU. What I see is ten people standing in the same outpost and the only thing moving in the chat is the messages about globals. That's not a community. That's spending PED before the outposts empties itself.
There a lot of freaks in Second Life. A lot of fetish people. If a guy in RL could be a small girly kid he will be in SL. Now if you want do some scripting I suggest going online and finding a programmer that is in SL. Programmers tends to do a lot of physics programming in SL. Go to the SL website and look for a scripting class and there you can make new friends. That muscle freak wasn't a programmer at all. he was just a freak.
You shoulda gone the wizard hat and robes approach. "The *what*" you ask? Behold! bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. bloodninja: Baby? ------------------- bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass. j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious. bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli3: thats it. bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now. -------------- BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh **** BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up. eminemBNJA: Oh **** eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
hehe funny story thanks @D I never got on with SL. I tried it a few evenings at different times over the years but yet. Found it clunky and crappy looking and hard move around in. Generally a bad experience. Positive though, last time I found a really cool space station and another time a RL friend who was into it took me to this nice location where you could play Go in a traditional setting. I went to a Japanese area once where all the avatars and their clothes were simply amazing.
