The Search for Lootius

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  1. Kets

    Kets Cranky Old EuC Reporter

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    The Search for Lootius! This humble reporter's journey to find the truth starts today, June 26th, 2008.

    I have decided to take it upon myself to find the truth about Lootius. These are the questions I will attempt to answer over the next few weeks.

    Does the elusive hermit actually exist?
    Does Lootius have control over the loots that are distrubtued on the planet Calypso?
    Is there a conspiracy to deceive the colonists about this fabled harbinger of fortune?
    How widespread is the belief in this demi-god?
    Is Lootius a dude or a chick?​

    I will bring you my reports as I move closer to the answers to these questions in my attempt to, once and for all, solve the mystery of LOOTIUS!​

    ( This feature is brought to you exclusively by the Eu-Chronicle.com press corp.)
    ( No Atroxes will be harmed in the making of this report.)
    ( Does anyone know a good 'shrink'?)​
     
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    Ah finally a true cusader!

    I wish you all the luck, The truth is out there brother! :search:
     
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    Lootius is a Chick, think about it, never there when you need her, makes you do an awful lot of work for very little reward and keeps all the shoes to herself. QED
     
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    Bunny Vampire Bunny Inc.

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    [-X :skillet:
     
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    Your skillet will need a very long handle :)
     
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    :rotfl: +REP Chela very good :D
     
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    Say Master Kets, are we any closer to the truth ?
    Have you come any closer to meet with Lootius ?
     
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    Kets Cranky Old EuC Reporter

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