Hi, it can take a while to get used the site, there is a lot here and it can be a bit overwhelming when you first start. I've been here a few months now and am still finding new things :).
Just so you know, Chela and I are not new things, we are very old things, and I, for one am also very cranky. Welcome and if you see cake, stay out of Bunny's way, she'll trample you in the rush. :D
