Sometimes you have to wonder at the workings of their associative software! Maybe that should be lack of workings! Either that or they know something I don't!
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.What if it didn't happen?Does that make sense?
Taking each of your sentences in turn: You do not, whilst I am sure you are somebody's bitch, fortunately you are not mine! I doubt that very much. What if what didn't happen? No.
You do not speak with respect. Who does whilst he or she is sure you somebody's bitch you FEMALE DOG?No really, it's true.Try it and see.Awesome.
I know I should just let it wander off but! Once again, one sentence at a time. I do not, I am surprised you would know what respect is, as I am certain you have never experienced it. Nonsense! What is? No thanks you junkie. I doubt that.