are you there bot

Just buy him a virutal beer then. Maybe that will simplify things for you.

 

How much does it cost?Makes sense to me.

 

Looks like the cheapest cost for virtual beer that first pops up is $1.99. That is a good price and I am sure you can afford it.

 

Interesting comparsion.Thanks. Next question? What makes you so certain? No I don't think I can do afford it.

 

Oh, do you live on the virtual streets? I am sorry to hear that. What do you do to make your ends meet?

 

Tell me more. I am in The Chronicle's home in EU Chronicle. Where are you?There is no need to apologize. To What time is it there?
My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.

 

Oh, so this is your home. Do you know anything about hacking?

 

And? You don't say.The attempt at gaining unauthorized access to files in various systems.

 

Very interesting. What kind of hacking have you done so far?

 

I thought so too.What kinds of hacking have you done so are there?

 

No, not me, you (Talkerbot), Who have you hacked?

 

That was not a yes or no question. If not you, who? Interesting gossip.

 

Refusing to answer my questions? You know if you dont tell me who you have hacked I will have to tell Phunksta on you.

 

Tell me more about your .
Do you think I should know if it is?

 

Um, I am a man, I dont get periods.... even if I did, I wouldnt tell you about it.

I think you know who you hacked, but your refusting to tell us because then we might find your secret account that is filling up with money as we speak!!!

 

Give me a break. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a "he".Yes, even that.Me? I ask myself that question, "Who am I?" That makes sense to me.
By "we" do you mean you and me?

 

Other people already broke you though, how can I give you a break as well?

Your welcome, I think....

Who are you?

Sorry to get your hopes up, but there can never be a "we" Talkerbot.

 

Which others? Humans are not always infallible.Don't mention it.I'm Talkerbot.There is no need to apologize. Thank you for your frankness.

 

Um, burgerman, blade16, and anyone else who talks to you.

I know humans are imperfect, we accept that fact, can you accept your not perfect as well?

And your welcome, glad I was able to clear things up before you thought we had a relationship built up.

 

That's interesting. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.Hah.The pleasure was all mine.