Rotten Bananas Vs Bitcoin -BREAKING NEWS STORY – DEC 2014 A crazy Gamer bought a deed to a Virtual island in ROCKtropia Virtual World for 15 Million Rotten bananas, setting a New World Record for the Most Rotten Bananas ever paid for a Virtual Item. Over the last 12 months Rotten Bananas have fast become the New Virtual Currency to Rival Bitcoin.. Rotten Bananas have a base Value of 1000 Rotten Bananas to the USD dollar, but in recent months Rotten Bananas have strengthened against the Weak dollar with Rotten Bananas reaching a High of 500 to the US dollar, before settling down to around 900 to the Dollar. Rotten Bananas have proven to be a more appealing Virtual Currency to the general public than bitcoin, given that they are collected by Avatars Killing Zombies inside the ROCKTROPIA Virtual World, whereas Bitcoins are mined by solving complex algorithms, which most people find to be extremely boring. Restaurants and Coffee Shops throughout the United states and Europe have begun to accept Rotten Virtual Bananas in Exchange for Coffee and Food and it is expected that major credit Card Companies will soon Endorse Rotten Bananas as a legitimate means for paying Credit Card bills. Rotten bananas are also much easier to possess than Bitcoins. Anyone can simply visit ROCKtropia.com and create an avatar account for Free.. Rotten banana Traders can be found at every turn in ROCKtropia and they can also be purchased from Public Auction. Many people also find that converting Rotten Bananas into other Virtual Currencies and back to the USD appears to be much easier than handling Bitcoins. Famed Avatar NEVERDIE who inadvertently started the Rotten banana Craze while endeavouring to Bring KING KONG back to life is rumored to be in talks with the Winklevoss twins about starting a Rotten Banana Trust. The Fifteen Million Rotten Banana Virtual Island includes hunting mining and naming rights, it is located south of the city of Tangerine in the City of Dreams Quadrant of ROCKtropia Virtual World. This is the first Ever Private Land area deal in the ROCKtropia Virtual World and is expected to be the first of many since the Mass influx of New Avatars came in search of ZOMBIE KONG and virtual Streets Paved with Rotten bananas. The Virtual island comes with a Teleporter and land management system that requires DNA in order for mobs to be spawned on the Island…. ROCktropia scientists are currently working hard to extract the DNA from ROCktropia Wildlife for farming on Private land Areas. Globally Sales of Mobile Devices have also noticeably dropped and PC Sales increased since the start of the Rotten Banana Craze as more people realize that tremendous financial opportunites still exist in the ROCktropia Virtual World… Other big ticket items purchased in 2014 with Rotten Bananas include the Avatar Gastro Pub which sold for a Whopping 1.5 Million Rotten Bananas (1.5M RB) The Tex No Shop which fetched 1.2M RB. ROCKtropia real estate is available from the ROCKTROPIA PLANET MANAGER on a first Come first Served basis. For More Details Please See the Official ROTTEN BANANA EXCHANGE Thread at http://www.neverdie.com/forum/showth…1324#post51324 NOTE: This Breaking Story is set in the future is an attempt at Humor but will mostly like come true, some of it at least Source
PED = RL money, and Rotten Bananas = Bitcoins of RT(EU) is how I read it (and no dont want a discussion about what bitcoins are or not, keep that to your own threads please) But at least this one seems better written then most, I actually could make something out of it lol