Church of Lootius Presents We're Going on a Picnic There's nothing quite like the feel of grass between your toes, the joy of picking flowers, and basking in the bliss of a Lootius Jolly Holly Day! We just have to get closer to nature, the divine and everything in between, and so the Church has decided on a delightful picnic this Sunday We stumbled upon a hidden gem - a peaceful spot that, oddly enough, seems completely untouched and abandoned Oh ... and there might be some nakid frolicking among cows and grasshoppers, feeling the fresh breeze against our skin as we innocently hum praise songs for the Lord Of course, we will carry Lootius' shrine with us. Leaving it behind would simply be too risky! We're gonna have quite the memorable trip ... don't you think? Did we mention the holy shrine? Oh well, nothing to see here, really ... just chanting "In Loot We Trust" ... We'll bring Cookies ... To be continued ... >