For a Fistful of (PE) Dollars! February 2012.

Thanks, forum folks. This competition made me get into screenys, hence the wallpaper posts :)

Ok, I have to share this first one it still makes me want to cry, it's the only time this has ever happened to me and the size of the mob!!! I was 1 nanosecond from looting it and couldn't find it again SOB :/
So, to cheer myself up I've reduced the 142 to under 40 :)
First attempt

second

third

fourth

fifth

sixth

seventh


...So - I gave up and turreted the beast :)

no comment needed for the previous one I think. But really don't know how this happened

or this

-> floating peacefully, I hope like it's the same as really poppin my clogs.

Ugly so and so isn't he ?

What? A critical from a tiny piranha??

This is a dance I've invented, I'm calling it 'The underwater shuffle' :)
Take 2.

oops those piranha must have smelled my blood!

The future is bright - the future is blue.

I don't like criticals, even the noise makes me grind my teeth

But, heh at least it meant I was able to tier my fap for ~7% more H.P./S. :)

Yep I REALLY HATE crits.

Someone shouted a warning, but I got jumped anyway

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'll be back.

Take 2. And thankfully, cos it was daylight I was able to loot the corpse (SOB) (Sniffle)

I don't like criticals

Did I say?

Taking on a little bit too much

...again

and a prowler pounces

and again

So near yet so far...

Take 2...

Yet another gang...

Dead? Me, no, just taking a nap :)

Actually fast asleep....

It had to happen -

So near and yet so far ...again

I still really don't know what happened here ->

 

I have a small selection more, and, yes sometimes I get killed ~ 25 times whilst killing a particularly brutal mob :)
The first one proves that I can dance even when dead, and the last few shows it doesn't pay to gamble on -> will I fap?/it's about to die anyway......:)


Those street kings were 1 second from death LOL, but 1 gave me a 226 ped global ->
and in another Street King loot I got one of those Faps that have caused a fuss, i.e. level 7 and does heal interval 3.5k to 4.5k/min SIB!! (L) unfortunately, or I'd be rich.
Boo.
p.s. I just love this, again tootally random image and insert it into signatures, where I can LOL ->

 

Using my hidden innate super psychic talent to lift off a whole outpost, the large boxes containers and its turret to the air...

 

Thanks very much Chela. I enjoyed this competition and being introduced to the forum, thanks. I'm not intending to log in again today, but you're right, we're both UK.
If you have a particular time/place in mind let me know with some warning please and I'm sure I can make it, I'll maybe see you at The Wacky Races? Can't guarantee I'll be there as I've said, but have bought a valk mk1 to use :)
Boo.

 

So this happened yesterday ... Thought I'd let you guys see it ... maybe next time you hold a competition this could win it ..

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