Hey there gorgeous/handsome...

That boorum has nothing compared to me! ;)

 

"Want a ride in my spaceship?"
"I just loaded up on bombs and probes!"
"Unequip your clothes to, umm...avoid decay."

 

Dunno so much - if you said "what time zone are you in?" to some womin I've known in the past, they would be rofl :)

 

Your place or mine??

 

Here let me fix that for you... Your place "then" mine.;)

 

oh my!

 

"Is it ok I just run behind you?" (staring at my ass)

"I chose to be a woman because it's cheaper ..." .... (Say WHAT?)

 

selling dung on balcony

 

"Is that an RK5 you are holding?.... or are you just pleased to see me..."

 

Also: A/S/L?

(Strangely no one has ever actually asked me that in PE... well I don't think they have anyhow...)

 

Do you mind if I scan you for skills

 

Patient: I killed a 100 mobs today
Psychotherapist: You did what?
Patient: Killed them all with a shotgun
Psychotherapist: How did you feel?
Patient: It felt great but I should have stopped at 1000. A bit disappointed I stopped early.
Psychotherapist runs out of room calls ambulance and police: I have a real fruitcake here, get here as quick as possible please !

 

" ... my playground recently got a makeover, wanna take it for a test drive?"

 

Hey how do you like my new haircut

 

"Looks like your avatar is from before last VU ... did you forget to update it?" (SMACK)

"I'm an experienced miner ... you want me to show you some serious drilling?"