Next Island NPC Caption Contest - 200PED to the winner!

Don't worry I am sure someone will take that 200 ped off you :)

 

Arthur: No need to kneel, I am not a god...
Me: I wasn't kneeling, I'm just glad to be on solid ground.
Arthur: I am just your king. I am Arthur, king of the Bri.. er, Elysians
Me: The Who?
Arthur: The Elysians.
Me: I see
Arthur: Well, it's the androids really.
Me: And they elected you king did they?
Arthur: Well, erm, they're programmed to serve, so none of them can be king. It had to be me.
Me: No swords held aloft from the water by arms clad in shimmering samite?
Arthur: Don't be silly



Arthur: Anyway, I am king and you shall be my champion.
Me: I'll have to think about that.
Arthur: You shall go forth, meet fair damsels, rescue the lost and fight dragons.
Me: Dragons?
Arthur: Yes, they're all over the mountains to the north, and around the race track on the other island.
Me: Around the race track. Of course they are.
Arthur: I can give you the TP locations.



Me: I'd better be off then, to er, fight those dragons.
Arthur: Good, good. You will be welcome back in camelot anytime you're passing.
Me: (whispers while walking away) I really hope I'm not the only sane one here.

 

HA! I have to have a talk with andrew.

 

Entropia 2011-08-01 15-57-34-87 by Corey Greyfox, on Flickr

Sandy-Could you please look at my eyes.
Me-I am looking at the eyes or uh forhead area.

 

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Me: Arthur, maybe you can help me.
Arthur: Sure
Me: Why is everyone here so tight lipped about what is going on here?

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Arthur: I am sorry, I can’t talk about that
Me: WTF is there a conspiracy going on in this place??

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Me: Well as long as you guys are keeping secrets I refuse to work around here anymore

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Arthur: I am sorry you feel that way Softhart, but great things are coming in the future.
Me: blah, blah, blah, I have heard it all before!


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Me: You tell the government they had better start letting us know what is going on or we are all leaving!

Continued below.......

 

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Me: I am sorry Arthur, I know it’s not your fault. But it’s so frustrating!
Arthur: Yes, Softhart I realize how frustrating it can be when you are so committed to seeing something succeed and not receive the much needed tools you need to accomplish it.

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Arthur: I will try my best and see if I can get some information for you and the rest of the Next Islanders on when you can expect to get the tools you need ASAP.
Me: Thank you so much Arthur!

 

Ok here is another one. But much shorter :)

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Me: I want all the peds now!
Auctioneer: But I don’t have any.
Me: Don’t give me that, I know how much you charge in Auction fees!

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Me: hmmm wonder if I can pull off that job, I heard its run by a bunch of papoo’s.

 

Here is my entry, a bit shorter then the others ;)

 

So winner is?????

 

congratulations, softhart.

and, I do think it's run by a bunch of papoos.

 

WOOT!! I have to give the hubby credit though, he came up with the idea :)

 

Gratz!! :D

 

Congratulatins Softhart :)

 

Gratz softhart. two contests in a row(I might have to start firing live rockets at you :) )

 

LOL meany! But off topic....I saw you were going to hold some kind of event for new players in the future, keep me posted. Will make a donation from the contest winnings.

 

Enzo disappeared again?? Still waiting to collect the winnings :)