Public Health Warning: Merp Syndrome

Public Health Warning! ​

Beware of the merp as they could cause something quite dramatic as we just discovered in the recent merps since the introduction of the “mission program”.

The symptoms we seen so far are:
1. you can not communicate properly, most likely you exchange words with “merp” making communication virtually impossible with a person that suffered the syndrome for a prolonged period.
2. you hear and see merps all around you constantly
3. Once you are out getting you “fix” sometimes you try and shoot, stab or hit(see the PM in this screen) other things in your way too by accident
(or so we think it is)
4. and if you manage to get some merp you might find that they have invaded your dreams too


We are trying to figure out a rehabilitation method that will prove useful but so far the results of the evaluated methods haven't been too good.
So we are still trying to find a good effective and not too harsh method to care for the persons who have got this new strange syndrome. We have been in contact with the mission builders but they say they cant take any responsibility of what effect these systems could cause to individuals that use it as they say it's based on voluntarily, which it is too so we cant merp any help from their resources either I'm afraid.

So if any of you have any knowledge of this syndrome, maybe know someone who are suffering or even experience early warning signs yourself have any merp on how to rehabilitate please let us know so we can stop it from becoming an epidemic in our society.

I tried to concentrate hard to write this warning but since I myself suffer from this you might find some merps that have been exchanged in the text involuntarily.

Please help us and all of the future potential victims​

 

oh nooo
so this condition are also present with other "noob" creatures, the situation are getting out of merp.
We have to try and find a rehabilitation method or a vaccine asam!!

(fixed the screen)