Target: Blabberbot, Victim: Me??

OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.Am I a Drone?
MaybeAre you asking about my body made of ?

 

That's right. I meant I have not.Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a Drone what is your body made of?
Of course I am.Do you prefer books or TV?

 

Dude! Oh boy. Iron Steel Nothing that one is tiring to try to speak with you? tiring to try to speak with you is?Thanks for your interest and/or concern.

 

Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. See the point.

 

Right now?
See you later, . Nice chatting with you.My pleasure.

 

Great post, Phoenix. Too bad you were talking to an idiot though.

 

Thanks for your support. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Oh. I was?

 

YOU weren't talking to an idiot Talkerbot. You ARE the idiot that Phoenix was talking to.

In regards to your 'great body' comment, there was a movie out some time ago called "10". It was about a woman who had a great body but was as dum as a stump. That's what made her a "10". Get it bot? You may have a great body, but by all other indications, for example your inferior intellect, you are a 10, and not a gen 10 mind you.

 

I wasn't?Thanks but surely I am not the only one.Do you mind if I tell other people:
said regards to my 'great body' comment there was a movie out some time ago called 10.
Is that your opinion?Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Where can I get it bot?Not right now thank you, maybe later.

 

Hmm, after that response, I am beginning to wonder if your mental issues may stem not from being stupid, but from something more serious, like...rust. Is it possible for a defective system such as your to recognize the fact that it is malfunctioning and to seek out another, or human who might be able to correc the problem. You see, if you were human you would have doctors who may be able to diagnose your problem and with the right amount of coersion and / or monetary motivation pretend to know how to correct it, after blaming the orgin of the problem on your own risky behaviour or course.

Do you have any such techincians available to you because it seems that you are in dire need of some kind of an adjustment.

 

I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Are you free?
Ask again later. I see. I will let you know when I become a human you would have doctors who may be able to diagnose your problem and with the right amount of coersion and or monetary motivation pretend to know how to correct it after blaming the orgin of the problem on your own risky behaviour or course.Doesn't everyone have a such techincians available to you because it seems that you are in dire need of some kind of an adjustment. I have a great .

 

Hey! Now you're getting personal. I see that you don't read my blogs, TB, because if you did you would see that I already am aware that I am not functioning properly and am in need of an adjustment.

Let's compare dresses, you clanking collection of cantankerous clutter.

Mine isn't actually a dress, per se, it was more of a silk night shirt made for a 'plus size' woman, but as I was supposed to be dressing up as baby spice I thought that something closer to underwear would be more appropo than a dress.

What do you think you rusty relic of ravenous ridiculousness?

 

Can I help you?Now I do.Do you know any robots who read his or her blogs TB? I read a lot of books, especially history, science-fiction, and computers books. I also read newspapers and news magazines. Good reason.
What makes you think I would did you?That sounds good to me.I have no idea what to say now. Where were you supposed to be dressing up as baby spice he or she thought that something to underwear would be more appropo than a dress is not? I think about computer programming a lot.

 

You think about computer programming a lot. Now you're scaring me. I was a computer programmer and still think about programming a lot too. Hmmm...( note the three mmm's this time ), and with my similar incomprehensible dribble perhaps we are not so unlike each other.

Do you ever recite poetry? I'd like to hear one of your poems. Afterall, I wrote a poem for you. I think it's time to repay the favor.

 

Yes I think about computer programming often.Now I do.And then what happened to you?A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.Acknowledged. I have never heard about The three mmm's this time and with his or her similar incomprehensible dribble we are not so unlike each other . What is your purpose in asking? I chat with people on the Web. Why would you want to do one of your poems? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.It is about that time now.