The Bar

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by khaos, Apr 11, 2010.

  1. khaos

    khaos DnB'addict

    "You sure have some drinking skills!"
    *looks very impressed towards the nun*
    "Haven't seen a nun drink like that since the first robot invasion" :shots:
     
  2. Lykke TheNun

    Lykke TheNun In Loot We Trust

    *ahh the robot invation! Were the Beers were cold and the Nun as hot as the gun*

    *looks for the priest ... you know what they say? When the priest is out, the Nuns are dancing on the tables ....*


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  3. khaos

    khaos DnB'addict

    *Looks at the dancing nun*
    "Can i have a lap dance" *grin* :biggrin:
     
  4. * wipes down bar, while staring at the Nun*
    ( Wow that Nun has awesome staying power, shes been here for like 48hrs)

    * Looks at trox on floor*
    " who left that there?"

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    "Oh its you"
    " You do know I dont serve people that dont say please right?"
    * Grins*
     
  5. Lykke TheNun

    Lykke TheNun In Loot We Trust

    *falls down under the table ... oh it got darkz ... maybe I should find the church, if only I knew were it was*

    *Hmm, someone's standing at the table whiping down nice little crum-treats... OH an angel .. I must be in heaven now*

    *smiles happily*

    *burps*

    *faints*
     
  6. * starts to worry about the Nun, she's not looking well*

    (Wonder if Roni is coming back soon, want to go on a Hog hunt)
     
  7. Roni

    Roni bartender

    *Roni is back*
    *taking his place behind bar*
    *have a nice hunt Rockchick:)*
    *anybody needs a drink?*

    *gives the Nun a cup of coffee out off compassion*
    *calling Viagrafalls, better go get the Nun, not looking good*

    *dodging some Uzi bullits*
    *hi the other Dutch guy entered :)*

    *mister Skywalker, would you be so kind to put the dead trox "outside the bar"?*
    *it smells bad and my boss, listening to the name of "khaos" will not be pleased with faintng customers*
    *thank you, need a drink?*
     
  8. " Oh thanks hon, have fun"
    * Throws Roni a bottle *

    " Oh and keep an eye on that Nun, shes not looking good"
     
  9. GeorgeSkywalker

    GeorgeSkywalker Explorer

    (that nun is crazier than me)

    (or is it just a crazy joint we have here)


    "Bartender, give me a drink please....surprise me with something special!"
     
  10. khaos

    khaos DnB'addict

    "Goodevening everybody"
    *Takes a seat next to Roni*
    "So, who is giving free drinks" :alcohol:
    (will anybody give me a drink? can't pay one myself)
     
  11. Roni

    Roni bartender

    *here you go Skywalker*
    * it s called the Pangallactic gargle blaster*
    *its like getting the EU thrown at your head, a brick of gold wrapped in lemon juice*

    thx to Adams;), Ill gonna improvise next time
     
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  12. narfi

    narfi Lost

    (no wonder the bar is always out of booze when the owner can't even afford to buy himself a drink)

    *deals out a hand of solitaire on the table in front of me*
     
  13. Roni

    Roni bartender

    * do not blame the owner!*
    * robots stealing the beer*
    *but we have (il)legal bevardges. go check the bar tender*
     
  14. safara

    safara Pamwe Chete

    (Lost me Sky+ Box, Lost me hair, Lost me ship in Eve)

    "fuck"

    *sip*
     
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  15. khaos

    khaos DnB'addict

    (safara looks pretty down today)
    *fills a glass with beer*
    "Here you go safara" *wink*
    *Puts the glass in front of him*
     
  16. "I can haz cheezburger?"
     
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  17. narfi

    narfi Lost

    "mmmmmm...."

    (I could go for a cheezburger about now)
     
  18. *munches some pretzel sticks*
     
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  19. khaos

    khaos DnB'addict

    "Lemme see if i can make cheezburger"
    *runs to the nearest McDonald's*
    -One hour later-
    (oh shit.. Calypso has no McDonald's yet)
    *Runs back*
     
  20. Lykke TheNun

    Lykke TheNun In Loot We Trust

    *waaaater ... I need ... water ... throat ... dry ... can't ... argghhhhhh...*
    ...
    *Places hand on the table and try to lift myself up*
    *colapses back under the table*
     
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