*Dives through the door overturning a table in the process, comes up behind it with guns drawn....* "Quick everybody! Take cover! Here they come!!!!" *Peeks over the table out the doorway and ducks back down..."
* hands a Beer to Bj* " There you go hon, and would you mind putting that table upright?" *looks over at narfi* ( uh oh whats he up to?)
*doesnt take any risk* *ducks behind the bar* * shouts "happy hour" in order to increase chaos* *reaching for the evertrusted peace maker, a legit bar tender tool*
*looks up from under the table* *I wonder how I got here *scratches head* *looks at BJ .. then at Narfi .. then on Wizzszz ... then back at BJ ... then at RC ... then at Narfi, again ... then I hear Roni shouts HAPPY HOUR, and I shout back at him ...* *TEQUILLA WITH EVERYTHING, PLEASE* *... sits up and brushes dirt off my dress, tried so set hair straight - smiles ... big one and notice everyone looks sick and angry at me and wonder if I remembered to brush my teeth today????*
*slowly picks up peacemaker* *pouring a glass of tequila* (never upset a Nun, you ll regret it in the afterlife) *stands up and walks calmly in the bar keeping an eye on Narfi and his guitar case* *decides that bad guitar playing can be more lethal then a gun* *gives Nun the Tequila, still keeping a eye on Narfis guitar case* (wonders where this will lead too)
( Oh heck he left me) * remembers with shock she is supposed to be the bouncer* * Takes out her x1 and shoots one shot in the air* " Right ..listen up you lot!" * bar goes quiet* "put your guitar back in its case narfi" " and wizzszz put thesafety on that uzi" (do Uzi's even have a safety ) " Everyone calm down and lets have a drink!"
''I can surely use a drink'' "Give me a jupiler please" *takes a seat at the bar* *starts crying very quietly* *mumble* "another 200PEDs down the drain. Mining sucks last days" *mumble*
*boss. dont cry. we are emberassed now* * we all have bad times* *mind the long run* *thx RC, hope this cools it for the moment* *just order your drink* * and pls Skywalker get the trox out of here, it smells* ---------- Post added at 18:42 ---------- Previous post was at 18:32 ---------- thx RC, you make your proffesion real yes, I know from rl that UZIs have a safety :)
*pulls a large jar of milk out of the guitar case with my left hand and tops off my glass* *shoots the faucervix coming up behind wizz with the gun Ive been holding under the table in my right hand the entire time.* "I thought you said they were Atrox?" *chuckles quietly* (The dead faucervix has slid across the floor and its head has gone between Wizz's legs. It makes a rather humorous site, Wizz straddling the dead dino's neck and waving an uzi around with a wild look in his eyes.)
(has an blush) *wtf faucs doing here?* *rolf on the sliding part* *taking a mob to clean up the mess* ---------- Post added at 18:53 ---------- Previous post was at 18:50 ---------- heya all we go have a bar in EU? dont know if its possible or even desired Im willing to invest here. PM me if you think it s a neat plan
*am happy it turns out the smell is from the trox and not me ...* *tries to stand up and goes to Rockchick at the bar and reach up my hand for a hi-five ... I can tell she looks at me wondering what I'm doing* *with the hand dingling back down I mumbles 'looz bliss* and turn around ... both ways ... steps over the trox and then steps over the falx and walks out the door* *"so long folks" .. gonna get me some zleeps*
