(wow impressed that the Nun stepped over the mobs and didnt fall over them) *waves* "Night, sleep well" (She will)
(wonders if he can be the Weather String on the wall) *hic* (has RC drank all the Tia Maria yet....) *finding spot to nail self to the wall, helps with staying upright, and very important for accurate weather prediction*
*sends the second slug from my gun into the chirpy, closely followed by the 3rd, 4th, 5th & 6th when I realize that its going to take more than a couple of bullets to take down the chirpy* *With the chirpy still hopping on the bar I flip the lid to my case completely open and reach in.*
*Runs to the nearest garden shop to buy a bird's house* *runs back* *nails it to the wall* ''Guys, help me push this little guy out" *Pushes the bird outside* ''Look, he's flying to the bird's house" "Now we have our very own mutated chirpy pet"
*Walks through the wodden double doors ...* *Gets hit by one of them on their way back!* *Steps inside, trying to look cool* * Points out the door* *Do you know there's a chirpy trying to pull a dead trox into a bird house right outside???* *..and who do you have to .. hmm ... talk to, to get a Beer around here?*
*pulls a large birdbath out of the case* *carries it outside and sets it up* *comes back inside and pulls out a large pitcher of milk to fill it with*
*after a couple of days sleeping on the bar RAZER wakes up* (surprised I didn't wake up in the alley behind the bar) "hey what time is it, oh wait .....eh .... give me a beer :)" *looks around and still sees the same drunk people around* (don't these people ever go home to sleep?) "Hey bartender, whats the price for a toilet visit and is there a toilet lady to collect that cash?" (damn I really need to go)
*dashes outside with the wooden club* "Aha nice chirpy there u are" *Whacks chirpy on the head with wooden club and inflicts 1.0 damage* *Chirpy pecks medallion man in between the legs and inflicts 140.0 damage* *Medallion man pulls a strange face* "Yiiikes !" *Throws away wooden club and spits on both hands* *Chirpy attacks and misses* "So you wanna play dirty!" *Smacks chirpy with right hand and inflicts 502.49 damage* *Smacks chirpy with left hand and inflicts 479004.45 damage and kills chirpy* *Loots chirpy and All time highs with 900001 peds* *Casually walks back inside bar*
(20pec, mmmm) * pees in beerglass and puts it back on the bar* "FREE BEER, come and get it while it is still warm!!"
" Hi Bogger" * hands him a Beer* * looks around* ( Bloody hell what a mess) "ignore this lot, they all got a bit overexcited when my ped budgie got loose" * Grabs herself a Beer*
*walks into the bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm* "Yo barkeep. One for me, and one for the road!" *rimshot*
*here you go: 2 Beers* *dont let that piece of asphalt get drunk* *they always start crying after to much Beer*
