The Bar

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by khaos, Apr 11, 2010.

  1. Lykke TheNun

    Lykke TheNun In Loot We Trust

    *Nun runs in the door (did Nun ever leave????)*
    *BEER, Who said Beer ....????*
     
  2. * She did and she feels better now ;)*

    " I said Beer, you want one? "
     
  3. narfi

    narfi Lost

    *muffled voice from inside the case*
    "Pammmlacmmic gamgle mmmster?"

    *Lid pops open and hand reaches out with two fingers held up*

    *in a much clearer voice*
    "I'll have two, and a towel"
     
  4. khaos

    khaos DnB'addict

    "What kind of hamster do you want?" :beerchug:
     
  5. narfi

    narfi Lost

    "I said, 'I WANT 2 PANGALACTIC GARGLE BLASTERS' please."
     
  6. " do you really?"

    "Are you a thirty ton mega elephant with bronchial pneumonia?"
     
  7. narfi

    narfi Lost

    "YES!!!!! ?"

    (I think I had too much milk... things are starting to get fuzzy in my mind :( )
     
  8. Roni

    Roni bartender

    *makes 2 Pangalactic gargle blasters*
    *walks slowly to the guitar case cause of the volatile drinks*
    *opens guitar case very slowly an hands over drinks with towel to narfi*
    (lol, octagon is Legoland compared to this,grins: would anybody know Zaphod is a personl friend of me?)

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    *and stop shouting narfi*
    *all the chirps get upset*

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    *not to mention the zombies & vampire chicks*

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    *and woot on trox today*
    *so making Ronis burgers today here at all time low price today with nice trox meat*
    *anyone?*
     
  9. narfi

    narfi Lost

    *crawls out of the case whiter than the milk he had been drinking earlier*

    *empties gun into the pink-polka-dotted gargoyles circling above the nun's head*

    *throws back a Blaster in a single gulp*

    *Towels off his forehead as the mythical fiends begin to disappear*

    *sits down and begins to slowly sip the second Blaster as color begins to return to his face and the effects of the milk fades away*

    *mutters*
    "I really need to stop drinking!"

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    *feels like a million PED after the Blasters*

    "hey bartender... Could I have one of those Roni... errr Trox burgers?"
     
  10. * wakes up on the floor*
    "ouch my head"
    " thanks Roni"
     
  11. khaos

    khaos DnB'addict

    ''2 Trox-CheeseBurgers please''
    *sits down and continues reading his book, Programming for dummies*
     
  12. Roni

    Roni bartender

    *hands over a Beer to RC*
    *franticly looking for the trox burger BP*
    *ahhh, found it*
    *makes a couple of burgers*
    *stuck with a shitload of grease residue*
    *hands it to Khaos & Narfi*
    *he boss, need a cook, cant be a bartender & cook at same time*
     
  13. *looks up from the pinball machine*

    "two towels please - including associated drinks" :D
     
  14. Roni

    Roni bartender

    *taking his towel and wipes his forehead*
    (never should have started with blasters)
    *makes 4 blasters an picks up 2 towels*
    *serving them to wizzz*
    (is that gonna be consumed all? not good, it s gonna kill him, well, he has 2 towels now so should be safe)
    ( we have a pinball machine? oh crap. better watch out that mister "Nikita" doesnt enter the bar)


    *trox enters bar*
    *proclaiming he has very low self esteem and wants to be eaten and rememberd as a valued asset to soc*
     
  15. *gulps down the first pangalactic gargle blaster*

    "yumm, lemons - the secret is to drink faster than the effect set in" :thumbup:

    *reaches out for the second*
     
  16. narfi

    narfi Lost

    *Looks upside down at the book khaos is reading*

    "oh, I took that class in University 10years ago.... lets see if i can remember any of it"

    *Puckers up face in thought*
    (good thing I got that milk out of my system or I wouldn't be able to think at all!)

    "Gravity equils the square root of the Magna Carta which was signed during the 1812 Overature by an Isoscelese triangle named Pocahontas"

    *peaks at the page khaos is on*

    "did I get it right?"
     
  17. khaos

    khaos DnB'addict

    "Why are you talking about quantum physics?"
    (weird guy)
     
  18. John BD

    John BD Subwoofers rock.

    *enters bar looking as if he lost something*

    "hmm no furry fur coats or sticky stabbys in here"
    *quickly runs out again before anyone sees*
    *mumbles* "darned openend the wrong door again damn backdoors" :whistle:
     
  19. Roni

    Roni bartender

    *enters bar*
    *he RC, was that your esto global today? grats*
    * anyone need Beer?*
     
  20. * walks into the bar*

    " Hi all, sorry not been about...but that second blaster knocked me for six"

    ( wonder what that smell is?)

    " anyone for Beer?"


    Could have been Roni (The esto swirly) and thanks :alcohol:
     
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