Vagina-Based Shooter May Not Get Xbox Live Approval

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Hey, 360 gamers: Would you be interested in playing a game set in a vagina? Well, you may never get your chance. Zombie Cow's Privates, a 360 indie game set in a lady-pocket, may never appear on Live because Microsoft objects to its unique subject matter.



The game is a twin-stick shooting type game where you "lead a teeny-tiny gang of condom-hatted marines as they delve into peoples' vaginas and bottoms and blast away at all manner of oozy, shouty monsters," Zombie Cow says on its website. "It's rude, funny, bitingly satirical and technically pretty accurate if you don't count the tiny people or the germs with teeth."

Technical accuracy or not, Microsoft doesn't approve. Xbox spokesman David Dennis sent the following statement to Seattlepi.com:

"While we haven't seen this game, we can confirm that if it is consistent with the description we have seen on the Internet, this game would not pass peer review and would not be permitted to be distributed on Xbox Live."

Zombie Cow founder Dan Marshall said the game is intended to indirectly promote safe sex. He wrote:

"There was always going to be a risk it won't pass Peer Review, but obviously we'll do whatever we can to get the Xbox version out... It'd be a shame if a huge number of teenagers missed out on some quality gaming and vital education because of some abstract, cellular-level innards and pubic hairs."

Source: Seatle PI






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