Why i wear wings in-game.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by MistressArwen, Aug 27, 2010.

  1. MistressArwen

    MistressArwen Smile, makes someones day

    :D Why I wear wings in-game is quite easy and i am gratefull for FPC for giving those to us galls. The boyz wont get it tho.

    you see, I have big boobies and pretty murderous on my back, especially on long mining runs. So wearing wings eleviates the backpain caused by my two girls and balances the weight out nicelly for me. The wings particularly work great when you run and catch the air in them throwing the weight right off. Dont get me started on posture too, them wings do wonders for us galls:):):)
     
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  2. LOL my GF reports similar issues. Maybe I should scout in the costume shops for a set of wings. LOL
     
  3. In the words of the great Ivor Cutler:

    If your breasts are too large, you will fall over
    Unless you wear a rucksack.
     
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  4. LOL

    You could poke someones eye out with them..


    Mind out of the gutter ppl I meant the tips of those wings. What you think I was talking about :)
     
  5. sweety, as your mother, you really are wonderful. I can't believe you came up with this all on your own. I would of never thought about it. as Maybe, in the back of my mind, that is why i wear my wings (^_^) ,

    can't believe how much you are growing up - Teens, can't live iwth them can't live with out them
     
  6. NotAdmin

    NotAdmin Administrator

    Well, according to the IP address used in the OP, you're livng without them. Roughly an ocean apart.
     
  7. and??? so what about it. families don't always have to live under the same roof 24/7. besides she does have a father (whom im not married to)
    Really what do you want. the whole family history (something i will not go into, just makes me angry)
     
  8. NotAdmin

    NotAdmin Administrator

    I apologize. I did not mean to come across as rude. Nor is your family situation any of my business.
     
  9. Well, since the wings introduce aerodynamic drag when running, back injury could occur. The obvious solution to this would be for MA to increase boob size based on velocity to conterbalance the drag and restore equalibrium to endowed and winged avatars.
     
  10. MistressArwen

    MistressArwen Smile, makes someones day

    not at all sweety, in fact my mining run stabillity has improved exponencially. Just a pitty I cant flap-n-fly mining.
     
  11. Party pooper! :)
     
  12. Lykke TheNun

    Lykke TheNun In Loot We Trust

    hmm party Boober?? :D lol
     
  13. MistressArwen

    MistressArwen Smile, makes someones day

    :lolup: :rofl: Aunty Lykke :lolup:
     
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