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Bartimaeus Brandenburg was born in Planet Earth under a family of old aristocrats and intellectuals who quickly lost all their fortune when their Omegaton investments dissapeared during the robot wars. After graduating in the Earth's Imperial University of Journalism and Performing Arts he was convinced by one of his teachers to seek fortune in the colonies beyond the solar system.
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He arrived to Planet Calypso in January 24th 2009, just in time for his Earthly birthday. It is said that the irony of being disintegrated by a rogue robot spacecraft just when the ship crew shouted " surprise ! ", was detrimental to his mental health. Others say that the salvage device in the EBN satellite presented certain malfunctions the day before his ship was attacked.
When he landed on Port Atlantis, he failed to prove his identity because he had slightly modified his DNA during the salvage process to be able to naturally "transform alcohol into gold" in his kidneys. He hasn't yet been able to test this new "ability" (beer will arrive soon, or so they say). However, he swears his urine looks even yellower than usual. His friends have long stopped telling him to consult a doctor about his kidney pains.
So, with no identity and nothing but some spare clothes on his back, he resolved to put all those years in college to some use. Initially, he juggled a few bottles of sweat around Port Atlantis in exchange for a few coins. Then, he actually started selling them. He afterwards deviced a more complex routine. During his shows he called himself Rick the Bottle Rocker.
He abandoned that job when he got enough money to get some decent clothes. He still enjoyed telling jokes and making everyone laugh, even if they didn't always understand his bizarre humor. He decided to start a webcomic as a better alternative to live entertainment.
His old friends, confused with his cryptic remarks call him a " Bizarre Rick ". Thus the nickname.
 
He was present on Hadesheim City during the landing of the War Titan Typhoon and was lost for two years. Some say he was devastated by the destruction of his favorite landmark and went on a spiritual journey to find his true self. Some say he drowned himself in vat of illegal beer as an ironic move.
Whatever the truth, he is now back after the hiatus and is trying to rebuild his reputation as a high profile citizen.

Latest revision as of 06:38, 3 December 2011

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